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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘

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