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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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