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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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