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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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