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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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