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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Alfie eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺

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