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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Molly eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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