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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Bella eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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