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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Poppy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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