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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Pennywise eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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