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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Smeagol eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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