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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Frodo eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

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