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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Frodo eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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