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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Daenerys eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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