Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.