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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Daenerys eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗

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