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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Voldemort eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍

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