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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Voldemort eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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