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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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