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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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