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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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