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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊

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