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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗

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