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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏

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