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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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