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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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