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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Weasley eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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