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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺

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