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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Akira eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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