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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Trotsky eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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