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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Hermoine eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗

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