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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Hermoine eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃

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