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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Kirk eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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