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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Picard eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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