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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

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