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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Spock eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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