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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Bob eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

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