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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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