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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Roxy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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