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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Piper eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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