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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Piper eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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