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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Izzy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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