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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Izzy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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