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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Ginger eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡

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