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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃

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