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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Maya eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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