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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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