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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rocky eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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