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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Sparky eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺

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