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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Sparky eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍

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