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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Sparky eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊

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