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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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