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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗

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