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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖

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