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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

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