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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍

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