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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Zeus eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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