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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Murphy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖

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