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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Squishy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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