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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Dexter eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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