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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Widget eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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