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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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